The other day Charlie says to me, with great expression and raising his eyebrows and using his hands he says "If you take a pee egg and a poop egg, and you break them and then you mix them you get poop (a slight pause) No, wait you get shit, shit ice cream!" Now isn't that brilliant for a four year old?

Charlie says to me today, "So What Mom" so I reply "Sew buttons on your underwear." He says, "NO! wait are they spriderman ones?" So, I guess if they were spiderman buttons he may have chosen to do that!

Today the kids are playing a getting to know you game at my house. One person starts by saying something about themselves and then it goes to the next person. The point is to try to remember everything that the people before you have said. So, they start and when they get to Mary, she says "Lukas loves himself, Charlie's Mom is awesome, Kenidee's favorite ice cream is Chocolate, Sophie's favorite food is pizza, Jenna's favorite color is yellow, Kelsey has pets and MY DAD LETS ME DRINK BEER!!!"

Last night, while we are putting the kids to bed, we have a little fun with, "Guess What?", "Chicken Butt!". "Do you want to know why?", "Chicken thigh!" "Do you know who?", "Chicken poo!" So, practicing their "rhyming skills", Sophie says. "You know what to eat?", "Chicken feet!" and then Mary says, "You know what to lick?"......."Chicken dick!!!" I thought I would die! She was just using her rhyming skills, but Oh MY!!! I could not believe that came out of her sweet little mouth!!!

We went out for ice cream tonight after the game. All of the kids ordered my favorite ice cream so I had to take a taste of Charlie's before I gave it to him (I am of course trying to eat healthy hahaha) Well, I took a small taste from the bottom of the ice cream and it left a little point where I had tasted it. I hand it to Charlie and he looks at the point I left and starts laughing and says, "Look mine ice cream has a peiner!" He brought smiles to everyone around us because he said it loud enough for all to hear. God, I love these kids!!

As we are passing the cemetery today, on the way to Sophie's game, Sophie says, "Hey Mom, I just saw a lot of vegetarians!" I respond, "You did??" She responds with, "Yes, I know because I saw all the flags in the cemetery and those are for the vegetarians!" Another priceless conversation with my favorite 7 year old.

Heading out of town this weekend and we always pass the hospital that all of the kids were born in. So, Mary asks, the usual questions, "Where is the place we were born? Did Jenna get to hold me?" Did Sophie get to hold me?" etc, etc, etc. Then she asks, "Mom, when Charlie was born did we get to scrape the yucky stuff off of him?" I thought I was going to die! I immediatley responded, "NO!" as my husband is chuckling in the seat next to me. Then she asked that dreaded question that all kids ask, "How do babies get out of your stomach?" Now, my husband is really having a tough time not laughing and I know that he is waiting for my response. I respond, "Doctors help them come out." She says, "but Mom, where do they..." I quickly interupt her before she can say anymore and say, "...and that is all a 6 year old needs to know about how a baby comes out." Now my wonderful husband is laughing as I am glaring at him and Mary finally stopped asking anymore questions. PHEW!!!!